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The 2017 Troy Trojans baseball team represented the Troy University in the 2017 NCAA Division I baseball season. The Trojans played their home games at Riddle–Pace Field.
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Jaron Siewert is a German handball coach and former player, who is currently the head coach of Füchse Berlin.
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